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Peeves the Poltergeist
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I'm Peevesie the Ghost
and I don't mean to boast
but I really must toast
my marvelous deeds.

For, you see. I'm the master
of all things disaster
and if anyone is faster
than Fred and George, it's me.

For, I am the King
of linguistic string,
excuse me while I sing
about my own mastery

You're in for some tricks
(it's how I get my kicks)
be sure to transfix
your eyes upon me!

I'm Peevesie the Ghost
and I don't mean to boast
but I really must toast
my marvelous deeds.


Peeves the Poltergeist reserves the right to speak or type, in whatever meter strikes his fancy. But, makes no promises about the proper use of iambic pentameter, or other poetic devices.

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